The Odd Life

frankocean:

When I fell asleep in all my clothes as a kid my mother would call it ‘ready to roll’.

freckles-and-fallenleaves:

toujours-fidele:

olivialovesleggings:

good-intentixns:

the-treasures-untold:

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

oh god why is this me lol help

I’m so glad this came back into my life

ahahahahahahah omg 

L

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iamnotjody:

ios-5:

im-prada–u-nada:

tryna bust a quickie at family events for the rest of my life with you

🖤

Dead ass

guiseofgentlewords:

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

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